This is the entrance to the Government owned Post Shop opposite my newsagency. To get to the line to buy stamps or post a parcel you first need to navigate the soft toy speed hump. It’s there right in the entrance. I have been thinking about these soft toys and how the executives at Australia Post con the government that they are somehow connected with providing postal services then it dawned on me – they are the their lucky charms. They bring luck to the house in which they live. By luck, I mean on time mail. Buy one of these Australia Post soft toys and your mail will be on time. This means Express Post will arrive the next day!